Train announcement #1

Passengers please note, for trains to Maladjustment please proceed to the end of platform 3. First stop Ineptness, followed by Obtusefields, Gross Incompetence, Some Wit Hill, Some Naiveté, Foolish Park, then all stations to Maladjustment. A brief stop may be made at Flash of Brilliance, time-permitting, but that’s not guaranteed. The local time is three-thirty-two one lazy mid-afternoon. It has started sprinkling, please take extra care when stepping off the train onto the platform.