Tuesday 28 August 2007

Train announcement #5

Passenger in the red shirt, please be advised to take your fingers out of your mouth because when you almost lost your balance making your way to the seat after the mass exodus at Wolli Creek, you made a fumbled grab for the unhygienic handrail. Suffice to say a bunch of screaming kids were spotted earlier burying their hands in grease-bucket fish and chips on their way to the aquarium. This has been a community announcement, caring for your dust-free and sterile existence.

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