Sunday 2 September 2007

Train announcement #6

Passengers, in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the sky. Place the mask over your nose and mouth before screaming. Save yourself, before forgetting about the pleading child next to you. As you make your panicked escape, please do take a moment to fill out the Goal of Life Questionnaire and return it in the red box conveniently placed to the right of the inflatable emergency slide. Winners will be drawn every third Wednesday of the month. Good luck to all entrants! Have a pleasant journey.

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